I'll take one of these please

laying on a bed of birch...a much better way to spend a monday

Being a Kid

Found some funnies my mama had written down when I was 4 years old:

One day after pre-school Elizabeth commented, "Mommy, Jill says we have different tongues and some tongues like some food and some don't. So we buy different things for our tongues. But I still love you."

Our neighbor died on January 9, 1997.  Elizabeth said, "Mommy when I grow up and get older and have white hair and die I want to be with 'Choosey' [my baby doll] and all my teddies."

"We have our own stuff and own own things so we don't go in there and that's a deal. Matty's not allowed in mine and that's a deal. If Hannah wants to go in mine, she gotts to ask."

"Mommie how I know what day is it?"

(How do I know what day it is?)

"What the time it is? Why?"

"What you say next?"

"Her said that her want to go night night"

"How your day was?"

I really don't know what was going on with my grammar. Especially those last few. 

Some of my brother's words and their translations (1997):

"No me how"- I don't know

"Me how"- I know

"Syrup"- Ketchup

"Me find book read green ham"- Read me Green Eggs n' Ham

and a picture from my brother to me:

For more kid quotes look at this post you might have missed.

How to Make Twins

Kids

Read these funny kid quotes to brighten your day (these are the BEST).

photo by aela labbe

Beds to Dream About

 Beds....one of the most comfortable places in the world.

I wish this one above could be my dorm room for next year.

Chronic Bitch-Face

this made me laugh SO hard.

This happens to me at least once a day if not more. I have officially been diagnosed.

Advice on Being Lonely

"Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings."

-Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat Pray Love